You're a 90's kid if:
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)
HELLO....HOT WHEELS!!!!!
You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
You remember when super nintendos became popular.
You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
"I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS
Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You used to wear those stick on earrings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain would finally take over the world
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.
You remember when razor scooters were cool.

When we were younger:
Before the MySpace frenzy...
Before the Internet & text messaging...
Before Sidekicks & iPods...
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Tag.
Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.
Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
Red Light, Green Light.
Heads Up 7 Up.
Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopskotch.
Tree Houses.
Hula Hoops.
Captain Planet.
Running through the sprinklers.
That "Little Mermaid"
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.
Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"
Or what about:
Hey Arnold.
Rugrats.
The Secret World of Alex Mac.
Rocco's Modern Life.
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Doug.
Magic School Bus.
Aladdin.
Pinky and the Brain
Sailor Moon.
Blossom.
Beavis & Butt-Head
Wishbone.
Bill Nye the Science Guy
MR RODGERS!!!!
Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
Under the Umbrella Tree
PEE-WEE!!!
The Big Comfy Couch
Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
Class field trips.
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.
When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

Go back to the time when:
Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

Written by a 15 yr. old School Kid in Ohio :
New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME!)

Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lords Prayer

Are not allowed in Schools anymore

Because the word 'God' is mentioned...

A Kid in Ohio wrote the attached:

NEW School prayer:


Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise..
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible..
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

I pee in bushes. With the stuff I eat, I am pretty sure that's toxic.

OTTERS!!!!

George Ellis Cave 1922-2006 Served in the Army during the Korean War. Was stationed in Guam, working as an engineer. He is my grandfather. I miss him.

I used to have an '88 Olds Cutlass Calais, basically a four door rollerskate. I was in the back hills of southern Indiana in July of '99 and I encountered about a 40 degree downgrade, with a hairpin turn at the bottom. When I entered the turn, I hit a patch of gravel and went straight sideways into an eight foot deep ditch at about 35 miles per hour. The car was completely totaled, yet I was completely unharmed.

My favorite is thus:
On the chest of a barmaid at Yale,
Was tattooed the prices of Ale.
And upon her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille.

I love that one.

I yell at kids to stop running through walmart(I work there)

Five minutes ago. Eggs.

Super Metroid for SNES hands down. I have played it all the way through over a hundred times. Great game.

Linsey Rose was born at 11:58am today (good friday) weighing in at 6lbs 7oz. She was 20 inches long, and came out sporting thick curly brown hair. She looks just like me(poor kid) and is cute as a button. Pics can be seen on my myspace, facebook, and flickr pages.

gotta know who was on the grassy knoll....lol.

I think it would be any chinese food.

they should be left inside when the building is demolished. let God sort them out.

I have a picture of myself from when I was about 13 or 14 and my hair was short and spiked and I looked just like David Boreanz (Angel from Buffy) and when my hair was really long people told me I looked like I could have been John Denver's son. Otherwise, not currently as far as I know.

The thing that I hate more than anything(at the moment) is when you look back and realize that you are a fucking moron. I did something AGAIN that I swore I wouldn't do again. I mistook infatuation for love and allowed that to dupe me into a situation I normally would have had the sense to run from. That's right, Michelle, infatuation. I was not in love with you. I was in love with the idea of you. I was in love with the CONCEPT of you. But you were neither, thus I was never in love with you. And I don't love you. I never loved you. I was in LUST with you and I was infatuated with you, but I see now that it wasn't love. You wanna know how I am sure? I will happily tell you. I know it wasn't love because I DON'T MISS YOU!!! I don't care if you are missing me. I don't want to see you, and don't want to hear from you. I haven't even noticed until just now, how long it has been since you left my life. Well, you got your baby, congrats. But you know what? You haven't gotten rid of me, because IF that baby really is mine(and yes I have my doubts) then I am going to be in her life. And there isn't a fucking thing you can do to stop me. If that child is mine, I plan to exercise every bit of my paternal rights. I told you before that I wouldn't let my child grow up without a father. HOWEVER, if I am right, and the baby is not mine, then you will be happy to know that you will never see my fat ass again. So, you go right on being a bitch. You go right on stepping all over people to get what you want. I don't care. I will see you in April.


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Smoking. Flat out, no excuses or exceptions, absolutely not, under any circumstances, will I date smokers. No 'trying to quit.' No 'once in a while.' No cigarettes, cigars, bidis, clove cigs, pipes, or even smokeless or chewing tobacco. I think it is the single most disgusting thing that a person can do to their body, and I both pity, and am disgusted by people that do it to themselves. Killing yourself by inches is still killing yourself, and I am not into 'passive suicide'. Of all the people that I associate with, and hang with, less than 10% are smokers, and all of them know not to smoke around me.

The Princess Bride, Rent, Equilibrium, Nausica of the valley of the wind, The Complete run of Smallville(I am counting the set as one DVD)

Trust. It is such an all encompassing thing. Trust comes from Honesty, Integrity, and Communication. Love is great, but it is not the end-all and be-all of the relationship. If you do not trust your partner, how can you ever share your heart and soul with them? Having trust is important, but keeping that trust is far more vital. When that trust is lost, there is a limited time to regain it before the relationship is doomed.

first I would pay off all my back bills, then pay off my piece of crap car, and get a better one. I would buy a house. I would pay off my mom's house. I would send some to my sister. I would buy my baby brother a car(his is ailing). Then I would quit my job, go back to college, and start investing.